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Screech Sucks At Wrestling
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- Published on Wednesday, 29 October 2008 08:14
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The "celebrity" contestants are split into two teams, each guided by one of the trainers. "Team Nasty" is comprised of Dustin "Screech" Diamond, Erin, Dennis, Frank, and Nikki. "Team Beefcake" consists of Danny, Todd, Butterbean, Trishelle, and Tiffany. At least casting knew what they were doing.. and finally Screech is on a show where he is expected and encouraged to be a douche! I see big things in this kid's future.
Screech and his loser friends learned the basics of bumping and fabricating a wrestling match before learning three moves they need to use in their match later - kick to the mid section, forearm smash, clothesline. Oooohhhh. How badly do I wish I was a contestant on this show.. the chance to kick Screech in his sucky chest!? to clothesline his Screechy neck? to dream!
Screech played a bad guy wrestler which made the crowds boos even more appropriate. Screech was teamed up with who? You guessed it.. Frank Stallone! They "wrestled" Dennis Rodman and Erin Murphy until the script called for Dennis to clothesline Frank from the top rope for the win. Unfortunately, nobody bashed Screech's head in.. but hopefully he will be subjected to incredible pain and injury as the season continues.
All said, this is a great opportunity for Screech to suck on tv some more and earn a little money he can squander during his off-season for sucking in the peripheral of the public eye.
Screech Fights Kimberly Lock On Celebrity Fit Club
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- Published on Tuesday, 30 January 2007 11:29
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Perezhilton.com posted a Screech story where they stole our "proud hack" image, so we don't feel bad about cutting and pasting their entire story here:
After Dustin Diamond's very public fight with former American Idol contestant Kimberly Lock on the set of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club, the Saved By the Bell actor has been "quarantined" from the rest of the cast.
Locke didn't take too kindly to Diamond's outburst.
"Screw Kimberley Locke," he said. "I'm going to make a dildo of my cock and fuck her with it."
The fallout from the fight?
After Locke's "him or me" ultimatum, producers on the show exiled Diamond from the other cast members.
"He will not participate in the challenges and will have a private weigh-in for this weekends upcoming filming," says our on-set snitch.
"Unfortunately, there are only three more tape-days left over the next 30 days," says our source. "So it was too late to replace him [Diamond]."
What a loser!
Screech probably just gained weight so he could be on the show!
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http://perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/screech_in_exile_20070130.php
More Screechy Sex Tape Publicity Stunt Crap
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- Published on Monday, 08 January 2007 03:56
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The New York Daily News has a write-up about Screech's sex tape "scandal" (READ: "publicity stunt").
Is that really his schlong? Was he in on the deal to sell the tape from the start? Is there a single person on the planet who actually wants to watch the video? Will Screech ever stop sucking? Stay tuned!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/486712p-409797c.html
Details mag video interview: "Screech's Revival"
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- Published on Thursday, 11 January 2007 03:42
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Details magazine has a video interview with Screech online that they're calling, "SCREECH'S REVIVAL." Ha ha! Oh, it gets better. In their words, "Since the demise of Saved by the Bell, Dustin Diamond’s life has been a series of bizarre public humiliations, culminating in the recent appearance of a sex tape. Suddenly, the phone’s ringing again. Has Screech really got another shot?" Another shot at what!? Embarrasing himself?
This is awesome stuff.. they went to Screech's house! Bart Blasengame writes,"The first time I walk through the door of Diamond’s large, bland suburban home in Port Washington, Wisconsin, near Milwaukee, I’m quickly swept up in the workings of the Screech rejuvenation machine. Diamond is doing a phone interview with a newspaper in New Hampshire, in advance of his appearance at a comedy club there. Jennifer Misner, his girlfriend of four years, apologizes for the piles of dirty clothes dotting the living room."
I'm not sure if we've mentioned it before, but Screech sucks.
http://men.style.com/details/blogs/details/2007/01/screechs_reviva.html
Screech Sex Tape
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- Published on Wednesday, 27 September 2006 02:59
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The New York Daily News is reporting that the 40-minute video features a three-way with two women, some bodily functions and a "Dirty Sanchez." David Hans Schmidt, noted celebrity sex tape hawker, poked his head out of his Screechy Sex Dungeon in Phoenix to confirm that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. SCORE! Schmidt told the Daily News, "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Apparently Schmidt flew to L.A., trying to sell the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other distributors of sex tapes that are actually in demand. What is more pathetic? Screech.. or the guy trying to sell Screech's sex tape? The article goes on.. but the most shocking revelation was that Screech's manager, Roger Paul, had the balls to claim that his client has become "a successful standup comic" (!) and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul says. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." At least the release of a sex tape will add some class to Screech's shitty career. You may remember that in 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" dolt Elizabeth Berkley showcased all of her "talent" in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas spanker, "Show Girls." Screech's sex video allegedly has a working title of "Saved by the Smell." We just hope this will provide irrefutable video evidence that Screech sucks. (As if everything else he's ever done isn't proof enough.) Suck it, Screech!
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Finally, Screech gives the people what they want. Nothing says "erotic" quite like video of Screechy sex from the Suck Master himself, Dustin "Screech" Diamond.