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Screech Sucks At Wrestling PDF Print E-mail
Wednesday, 29 October 2008

screech sucks at wrestling
Screech sucks on CMT
Country Music Television's new Hulk Hogan Celebrity Championship Wrestling show features reality-show "celebrities" (read: "douches") training to become professional wrestlers. The contestants include Danny Bonaduce (”The Patridge Family”, other crappy shows), Todd Bridges (”Diff’rent Strokes”, jail), Butterbean (Super-Heavyweight boxer and mixed martial arts fighter), Trishelle Cannatella (MTV’s “The Real World”), Dustin "Screech" Diamond (”Saved By the Bell”, other crappy shows), Erin Murphy (”Bewitched”), Dennis Rodman (basketball player, one-time wrestler, media whore), Frank Stallone ("actor,"  "singer," Sylvester's brother, Norm MacDonald punchline), Tiffany (teen pop singer), and Nikki Ziering (Playboy playmate, token eye candy).

The "celebrity" contestants are split into two teams, each guided by one of the trainers. "Team Nasty" is comprised of Dustin "Screech" Diamond, Erin, Dennis, Frank, and Nikki. "Team Beefcake" consists of Danny, Todd, Butterbean, Trishelle, and Tiffany. At least casting knew what they were doing.. and finally Screech is on a show where he is expected and encouraged to be a douche! I see big things in this kid's future.

Screech and his loser friends learned the basics of bumping and fabricating a wrestling match before learning three moves they need to use in their match later - kick to the mid section, forearm smash, clothesline. Oooohhhh. How badly do I wish I was a contestant on this show.. the chance to kick Screech in his sucky chest!? to clothesline his Screechy neck? to dream!

Screech played a bad guy wrestler which made the crowds boos even more appropriate. Screech was teamed up with who? You guessed it.. Frank Stallone! They "wrestled" Dennis Rodman and Erin Murphy until the script called for Dennis to clothesline Frank from the top rope for the win. Unfortunately, nobody bashed Screech's head in.. but hopefully he will be subjected to incredible pain and injury as the season continues.

All said, this is a great opportunity for Screech to suck on tv some more and earn a little money he can squander during his off-season for sucking in the peripheral of the public eye.

 

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